Category Archives: Shenanigans

Data Entry Turns You Into a Zombie

Before I got fancy and moved to Germany (“fancy” here means “I spend my entire day in the S-Bahn and climb a lot of stairs”), I did data entry for a few years. Data entry is hard for most people. … Continue reading

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Execution Hedgehog, the Diplomat

Hey, Internet. The hedgehog is still alive, even if she’s been hiding under a rock for the past month. Between dealing with immigration bureaucracy, a breakup, and looking for work, the writing department of my brain ist schon wieder kaputt. … Continue reading

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The Drunken Beard Trimmer Incident

NOTE: This post gets pretty graphic. If you don’t feel like reading about my pubic hair, please stop here. However, if you DO feel like reading about my pubic hair, please continue. Enjoy! =) *** As I mentioned before, I have … Continue reading

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Body Hair and the Horrible Machine

  First of all, fuck shaving. I have very sensitive skin, and I’m prone to outbreaks of eczema. Shaving makes it much, much worse. For the past year, I’ve had these stubborn little patches of eczema on my armpits and … Continue reading

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The Girl I Want to Push

Good news, people in my computer! I passed the CELTA course! I learned a lot, but it’s going to take a while for me to recover from it. About a week ago, I noticed a mysterious folder on my desktop … Continue reading

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Execution Hedgehog, Time Traveler

The flight back home from Shanghai was one of the most disorienting flights I’ve ever been on. I like to stay up all night right before I travel so I’ll be able to sleep on the plane, but this time my … Continue reading

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Revenge Vomit

This is probably the best kind of vomit there is, unless any of you know how to vomit loan forgiveness and dinosaurs. Then those would be the best kinds of vomit. But I digress. When I was four, I was … Continue reading

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